Landlord : “ Hero, now, you needn’t be afraid you will oversleep. And if the alarm dock should by any chance fail to awaken you, just give tho little 'hammer a poke with your finger, then she’ll go off.” Charitable Man (to former blind beggar) : “What, have you recovered your eight?” Beggar: “Well, you see, it’s this way; I’ve lost my dog,’and fi; I can’t be blind any longer I’ve become a deaf mute,”
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Evening Star, Issue 14688, 4 October 1911, Page 2
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72Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 14688, 4 October 1911, Page 2
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