Mr Simpkins is a great enthusiast on the subject of " chest protectors," which he recommends to people on every occasion. "A great thing!" he says. "They mako people more healthy, increase their strength, and lengthen their lives." "But ■what about our ancestors?" someone asked. "They didn't have any chest protectors, did they?" "They did not," said Mr Simpkins triumphantly, "and where are they now? All deadf"
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Evening Star, Issue 14554, 1 May 1911, Page 4
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66Page 4 Advertisements Column 3 Evening Star, Issue 14554, 1 May 1911, Page 4
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