“What was the matter with the lady who just went out of the shop?’’ asked the greengrocer of his assistant. “ She found fault with tho potatoes.” ‘‘What was the matter with them?” “She didn’t like tho color of thoir eyes.”
Tourist: Do those scarecrows save your crops?” Fanner: “They work first-rate. You eeo, every tramp that comes along crosses the fields to see if th’ clothes is wu'th fitcalin’, which they ain't, an' that scares tho crows away lino.”
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Evening Star, Issue 14529, 3 December 1910, Page 11
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79Page 11 Advertisements Column 3 Evening Star, Issue 14529, 3 December 1910, Page 11
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