She : ' You are always talking about the fashions. Now, honestly, -do you think you would know the latest fashion in hats if you were to enter a milliner's?" He: "Certainly." >Sho: "How?" Ho (ruefully) : "By looking at the prices." Mrs Ncwlywed: "Before we were married you said that my slightest wish would be your law." Mr Ivewlywed : "Exactly, my love; but you have so many vigorous and well-developed wishes that I am as yet unable to decido as to which is the slightest." "Really, Mary, it scetns very atrango to mo that you seem to bo quite unable to keep a secret! How is it?" "Well, you see, there are only two kinds of secrets—thoao that are not worth keeping and thv'VL that are ' too good to keep.'" \oungleigh: "Which is tho hettor way to propose—orally or by letter?" Cynicus: "By letter, certainly! TTiere's a chance that you might forgot to post it!" ATTACKED WHILE WORKING. "While ab my work one morning I was attacked with severe griping pains in tho stomach," writes Mr David Howard, Sale, Victoria. "." I tried Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera, and Diarrhoea Remedy, and am pleased to say that it cored me in a few minutes. Since then I have had several attacks, and have always Vised Chamberlain's Colic and Diarrhoea Remedy with good re-sults."-£Advta
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Evening Star, Issue 14515, 5 November 1910, Page 11
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218Page 11 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 14515, 5 November 1910, Page 11
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