" I cannot Jive but a week longer wizzou you." "Foolish talk, Duke. How can yo fa on a specitie length of time?" "Z landlord fix it on me, miss, not I." ' Has anything ben discovered on Venus?" asked the student of astronomy. •• No," replied the old professor, whosi mind had slipped a cog and transporter him into mythological fields, "not if the pictures of her are authentic." "How many children have you?" said the tourist affably. "I dunno exactly,' answered the tired-looking woman. "Yo don't know?" 'Not for certain. Willie' fisbin', Tommy's breakin' a colt. George borrowed hisfather's shot gun to g< huntin', an' Esmeralda Ann. is thinkin' o: elopin'. I never know how many I've go till supper time comes, so's I can coun. 'em." THIS TIME OF THE TEAR. I This is the timo of the year when yo T I catch cold the easiest. Take home a bottl of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, and be pre pared to stop any cough or cold at onc« Every bottle is guaranteedsto give lesulte..fAdvL?
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Evening Star, Issue 14515, 5 November 1910, Page 12
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173Page 12 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 14515, 5 November 1910, Page 12
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