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Evening Star, Issue 14308, 5 March 1910, Page 2

Oid Bramble: “ Want to marry ray daughter do you? Let me say, sir, that you are not exactly the sort of a man I should like for a son-in-law.” Young Gentleman: Well, vou are not the sort of a man I should like for a father-in-law; but, then, you know, we needn’t be chummy unless wo want to.’ X; ” Why don’t you cultivate the habit of punctuality?” Y i " Can’t afford it. 1 should lose 100 much valuable lime.’’

THE GUINEA POEM. A cheque for £1 Is has been sent to tbs writer of this verse—Mrs W.D.P., OhingajU Main Trunk Line, North Island:— The finest Pickles In the world— This Is no empty brag— Are the Pickles made by Hayward’s, And they’re branded with a Flag. WIN A GUINEA! Prize Poem published every Saturday. Best original four short-line ndvt. verse about " Flag Brand Pickles " wins each week. Forward verse, embossed metal cap from bottle, and full address to Hayward Bros., P.O. Box 613, Wellington.