.Mrs Bart: "' My husband got a lettei to-day saving something dreadful would happen if"he didn't send the writer amm of money."' Mm Smart: "My husband «ets dunned for liis bills, too." ° Aunt Crabbio: " I think it is my duty 1o tell von ih.it I have heard lrom several jonrces' that Mr Brown is a very fast voung ram!" Daisy: "Fast as he is, I shall cat;h him jet, Auntie!"' •"Tic -me of thr foddest things about married life." "What is?" '"The fact that the wife can't think of anything new for dinner, and the husband, whj'c dissatisfied, can't suggest anything." "Madame, could you spare ;i handout, or cold bite? I was wit' do man dat discovered do Pole " "Where's your proofs?"
"De proper thing, mum, is to provide de banquet, and den ,-.sk for de proofs."' -Collect your tea coupons and obtain a valuable present. We have a great selection to choose from. Wardell's.—[Advi.]
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Evening Star, Issue 14307, 4 March 1910, Page 1
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