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Evening Star, Issue 14307, 4 March 1910, Page 1

Wife div-ittily): "Ah. me! The days of chivalry arc past." Husband : "What is the mailer now?" Wife : "Sir Walter Raleigh laid his cloak on the ground lor Queen Elizabeth to walk over; but you get angry because poor, dear mother sat down on vour hat."

The Man : "No woman can keep a secret." The Woman : " Oh. I don't, know. I've kept my ago a secret ever since I was twenty-five." The Man: "Ah, but you'll blurt it out one of these days." Tho Woman: "Not me. As I've kept it for six years, I don't think I'm likely to give it .-.way now !" Air/. Youngwife : "Katie. Mr Youngwife says cook must, boil the drinking water a iter this. -Tell her to have some boiled for dinner to-day." Katie: "Yes, ma'am." Mrs YoungwiFe: "And, Katie, tell her to be sure not to burn it." " How is (.'holly going to the masked ball':" "As Court fool." "But why doesn't he go in ssme sort of disguise !'V

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