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Evening Star, Issue 14185, 9 October 1909, Page 4

IRISHISMS. Most of us have heard before the story of the Irish porter who, opening the door of a carriage full of tourists, aaked in anxious tones: “Is there army one there for here?” There comes to hand another story from a traveller in Ireland. He was accosted by another porter with extraordinary fervor; “ How are ye now ? How are ye, my boy ? Ah.! it’s years since I had a sight of ye.” To which the traveller, in some embarrassment, replied: “ I’m sorry. There’s some mistake. I’ve never seen you before.” The porter recoiled with a dramatic start. “You’re right; oh, you’re right; Indeed, ’tis neither of us.” IN THE HOME. A feeling of security and freedom from anxiety pervades the home in which Chamberlain’s Pain Balm is kept constantly on hand. Parents know that in timo of sudden sickness or accident it relieves suffering. A touch of rheumatism, a twinge of neuralgia, an attack of headache, earache, toothache, a bad, sore throat—whatever the trouble is, Chamberlain’s Pain Balm drive* away the pain at once, and cures the disease quickly. Fhst application gives reliefs—