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Evening Star, Issue 14185, 9 October 1909, Page 12

An officer on board one of His Maiestvs ships was about to reward an Irish S,® or some act of great bravery. •• Now m lads, said be, lam proud to pin this medal on the breast, of Patrick Plynnand lodge £5 to his credit m the bank as a reward fer his great pluck.” Pat blushed, looked at hh superior officer, and said: “If jf s af , same to you, sir, I’d rather you’d pin the £5 note on my chest and lodge the medal in th© DOliS NOT PLAY THEM AGAIN. There was once a man who wtu vary fond f jokes, but Btamanrad very badly. One day ho was walking with a fnend by the• Thames when they met an Irish sailor with an Indian parrot in a acre “ W*watoh me,” said the joker; K I wad'll hawe some f-fun w-w-wlth this m-man ” Stopping the sailor, he asked: “M-m-my good man, c-can tliat p-p-p-parrot talk?” “Well,” said tha Irish sailor, “if lie couldn’t talk any better tlian you can I’d wring his bloomin’ neck.” Found, the happy medium in tobacco MILD DERBY is the smoke; somethin'* betwixt » light and dark tobacco. Will” suit many tastes. Try^pipefal.—CAdrt.]