FOOTBALL.
The following" will represent Post and Telegraph A against Southern, at Culling Park, to-morrow:—Berry, Goodmanson (2), M'Kenzie, O’CoimoT, -Milburn, Parsons, Ross, Clancy, Campbell, and Smith.
•A clergyman was dining in a hotel with some commercial travellers, who made jokes about him. He moved not a muscle of his face, and after dinner one of them approached him and said : ‘’How could you sit quietly all that has been said without uttering a rebuke?” “My dear sir,” replied the cleric, “ I am chaplain. to a lunatic asylum.” Early Habits.—-Smith: “ A good deal depends on the formation of early habits.” Jones: “X know it. When I was a baby my mother hirodl a woman to wheel me about, and I have been. pushed for money ever since.” , ' A Name for the Dog,—An old darky became possessed of a seedy and forlornlooking dog, to which he promptly assigned the name “Moreover.” “Jefferson,” the aged negro was asked, “ how did you hit upon .such a name as ‘ Moreover ’ lor the dog?” “I gits it outen de : Bible,” said the, darky. “The Bible?” “Sure, sah. Doain’ yo’ ’member where it says : ‘ When Lazarus lay at de rich man’s gate. Moreover, de
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Evening Star, Issue 14116, 20 July 1909, Page 4
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197FOOTBALL. Evening Star, Issue 14116, 20 July 1909, Page 4
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