“My boy,” said the baker to the Scottish laddie who complained of the quality of his pies, “ I made pies afore ye was Vom.” “ Ay,” said the boy, sadly, this is ane o’ them.” Willie; “I say, father, what is the difference between ‘well’ and ‘good’? Father: “ I have noticed, my son, that abont the only time when you are good is when yon are not well!” Little Henry (at the table, to the visitor): “ I wish I were like you.” Visitor (flattered): “Why, little man?” Little Henry; “ Because no one boxes your ears when you eat with your fingers.” Indigestion nearly always disturbs the sleep, -and is often the cause of insomnia: Many cases have been permanently cured by Chamberlain’s Tablets.—£Advt.]
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Evening Star, Issue 13090, 24 October 1908, Page 9
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122Page 9 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 13090, 24 October 1908, Page 9
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