HAPPY HUMPHREY HUBBARD.
Humphrey Hubbard had heard Hepzibah Huggins humming hymns hilariously, he having helped Hepzibah homeward, Humphrey hankered hugely, harboring handsome Hepzibah heartwise. He had high hawthorn hedges hiding his handsome house, harnessed horses hauling harrows, he hoeing hills, helping herdsmen, hewing hemlocks, hackling hemp, harvesting hops, hunting hawks, hurting hatching hens. Hepzibah, helpful housekeeper, hemmed handkerchiefs, hoarded money hitherto hived, heeled hose having holes, handled harpischord har moniously; happy Hepzibah! Her honest,' homely happiness hit Humphrey heavily. He hovered, handsomely habited, hinting humbly how Hepzibah had harried his heart. Hepzibah honored his hearty homage. Hating, however, haphazard haste, Hepzibah hung her head, halting, hemming, hawing, hoping Humphrey had harmless habits; hypocritical, hesitating Hepaibah! He held her hand hopefully, hungrily humoring her. Happily, Hepzibah heeded her hirsute hero. Hymen hitched Humphrey Hubbard-Hepzibfia Huggins, he hugging her, happily hysterical! Henceforth husband helped housewife hop hornpipes, holding honeymoon holiday, hardiy hearing harlequins howling hallelujahs, bailing house-warming. Hit! ha! ho! ho!
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Evening Star, Issue 11663, 23 January 1902, Page 8
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159HAPPY HUMPHREY HUBBARD. Evening Star, Issue 11663, 23 January 1902, Page 8
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