A witness in an important trial case recently made a remark which did not exactly phjase the judge. When asked how ,far off he was when the fatal blow was struck,-he answered: "-21 yds 2ft _ 9£in." The judge looked at him suspiciously, and asked: "What made you weasure it so accuratelyP" The man replied, with an innocent smile: " Because I thought some fool would ask mei," Tableau in court. If you put two men in tho same bedroom, one of whom has the toothache and tho other is in love, you will find that tho person who has the toothache will go to sleep first. To retain a luxuriant head of hair use Mr* JTlntosh's Hair Restorer. It stops the h»ir falling out, atid prevents baldness. Price, 2s and 3a 6d, ffom A. M. Heady, hairdreaer, PrineMjifcreei^-£AdvfcJ
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Evening Star, Issue 11434, 29 December 1900, Page 4
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137Page 4 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 11434, 29 December 1900, Page 4
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