'' See here, landlord," said an angry tenant i after he had signed the contract for a year, " this house is full of sewer gas." " Yes; thafswhatltoldyou." "Toldme!" "Yes; you asked me if there was gas in every room, and I said there was." "Fellow slaves!" began an orator at a public meeting, and then he stopped. _ "Go a-head !" cried a voice in the audience. " Most of us are married." Mary: " Stop your flatteries, or I shall hold my hands to my ears." John, wishing to be complimentary: "Ah, your lovely hands are too small!" Masher: " What are you looking at me in that way for ? Do you think I'm afooir* " Oh, no! I never judge people by their looks ! Appearances are deceitful." A sweet young lady says that males are of no account from the time the ladies stop kissing them as infants till they commence kissing them as lovers.
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Evening Star, Issue 7354, 28 October 1887, Page 2
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150Untitled Evening Star, Issue 7354, 28 October 1887, Page 2
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