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GOLF. (Original.) Golf soems to be a worrying game. Everyone plays it all the same; Score- cards are a worry to the men, When handicaps are docked, from twelve to ten. The bunkers on the fairways are the cause of much delay, Women me their compacts before they start to play; They think they look so pretty in skirt 3 and rubber shoes, It'a not so much about the gams that they enthuse. Men will play the fifth and .sixth over In their minds, ' ... . This is very boring how golflng wives soon find; There are such things as stymies, bogles, birdies too, And I'm not up In golf terms, so I'll leave the rest to you. "FADDY-THE-PIXIE" (14). ..Lower Hutt. . * .... - : . CHERRY CHEEKS. (Copied.) Cherry Cheeks was lost for weeks, And where do you think they found her? Up'to the eyes in.cherry pies. With cherry stones all round her. —From "GOLD TOP." Eelburo.
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Evening Post, Volume CXXV, Issue 84, 9 April 1938, Page 20
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154HAPPY LINES Evening Post, Volume CXXV, Issue 84, 9 April 1938, Page 20
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