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Pat, the new under-gardener, gazed wonderingly at the shallow basin containing water in the lawn. "What's that for?" he asked the' head gardener. I "That's a bird bath," came the reply. I "Now; now, don't ye be a-foolin' me," retorted Pat. "What is.it really?" "A bird bath," repeated the other. "Don't you believe me?" ! : "No," said Pat, with- a shake of his i head. "I don't believe there's a bird' alive what can tell Saturday night from any other night."
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Evening Post, Volume CXX, Issue 126, 23 November 1935, Page 30
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81IMPOSSIBLE. Evening Post, Volume CXX, Issue 126, 23 November 1935, Page 30
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