SMILE AWHILE
A TRIER. Old Skinflint was arguing with the t.ixldilver about tlic fare. "Don-l fell me Hint," protested Skinflint. I haven't boon ridiiiß In taxis for twenty years for nothiiiE." "You're rijiht, cuvnor," said the driver; "but It's not because you haven't tried." NEWS. : Mr. Siiilih was rending his paper at breakfast time. "AiiytliliiE new renorled in the papers today?" asked Mrs. Smith. "Sn, jusl Hie same old Hiliies," was the reply: "but they are happenlm; lo dilTercnt people." A GOOD TEST. Join.: How iin you tell the ace of a chicken? .lack: By Hie teeth. John: Whose leg nre you pulling? Chickens Jack: 0£ course they haven't, but I-have.
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Evening Post, Volume CXX, Issue 126, 23 November 1935, Page 24
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111SMILE AWHILE Evening Post, Volume CXX, Issue 126, 23 November 1935, Page 24
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