THAT'S WHY.
Two negroes were boasting about the merits of their respective motor-cars, both worn, shabby, old wrecks. One of them said, "Dey's jus' one reason why Ah can't run dis cah o' mine 200 miles a houah."
"An' whut's dat reason?" asked the other.
"Do distance is too long fo' do shortness of dc time," said the first.
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Evening Post, Volume CXVIII, Issue 54, 1 September 1934, Page 24
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59THAT'S WHY. Evening Post, Volume CXVIII, Issue 54, 1 September 1934, Page 24
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