SMILE AWHILE
A MATTER OF ACRES. n . A u.llO? doner "as TlsWnß a friend In. the Highlands. "Did you have much snow' last winter?" he asKod. "Xot vorra much," replied.the Scot, "but ma nceoor-r had more than 1 did " ;|How could'he?" queried the Londoner, neel, he has more land than I have." , - TIT FOR .TAT,' Mr. Sand the Rroccr received a note from a new customer. It read:— <% "u"= "om "Please send six dozen cess. If good I will send a cheque." * But Mr. Sand was not accepting the risk,1 so he replied:— "Please s.end cheque. If good I will send CgRS. FASHIONABLE. ' ' As they walked down the street a doe was seen chasing Its own tall. E^That pup is In the fashion," remarked "How?" asked Wye. , . . "He's trying to make both ends, meet." HIS MASTERPIECE. "*£? S ithelr flrsl.n eetln S for * lone time. AVigcs . RrC BS Wlth rouf" asked. "Not too bad," replied Dlggs. "I painted somethlnc for last 5 ear's Academy." "Was it hung?" ••r^1". 11',1 .? nd In a Tcry Prominent place." Congratulations What was it?" A notice: This Way Out."
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Evening Post, Volume CXVII, Issue 47, 24 February 1934, Page 7
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183SMILE AWHILE Evening Post, Volume CXVII, Issue 47, 24 February 1934, Page 7
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