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LIMERICK. There was a young: lady of Norway, Who casually sat in a doorway. When the door Squeezed her flat, She exclaimed,'"What of that?" This courageous young lady of Norway. "WALLY WAGTAIL" (9). Ngalo. i 2a * * CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME. Percy: Can I haTe a penny for a man who Is crying in the-street f" Mummie: Certainly 1 What's he crying for?" Percy,: He's crying: "Cornets one penny each 1" , "BELLE OP KEW TOKK" (10). Hataitai. ~ ' • • «, TO GUESS. When can thfe smallest stone Ih the world become the heaviest?— When you take away two of its letters and leave a. ton. 1 "LUCCA FLOWER" (10.) Brooklyn. *, . '".'*. ••*.,'.. fiititlTY AS CHAN-ED; ' A 'Scotsman and a Jew -wero brought up before a Magistrate. "What reasons, constable, for thinking tho accused wero drunk P. asked the Magistrate. "Well,' sir," said the policeman, "Mac Donald waa throwing his. money - away, and, Isaacs was giving lt back to hlml" . "TOMAHAWK" (8). City. 7• a • PERFECTLY TRUE. Jimmy was sent into ■ the corner by his teacher. Tho teacher said he' could come and tell her when he was sorry. Later the boy walked up and said, "I'm sorry." "What aro you sorry for?" asked the teacher. "I am sorry you put me ln the corner," tald Jimmy. "MAID OF THE MIST" (11). Ngalo.
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Evening Post, Volume CXV, Issue 147, 24 June 1933, Page 20
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217SMILE Evening Post, Volume CXV, Issue 147, 24 June 1933, Page 20
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