SMILE AWHILE
PAT'S RETORT. Pat was a true son of Erin, always happy and ready for a joke. One day a farmer, in passing him, shouted good-humouredly, "Bad luclc to you, sir!" "Good luck to ye, sir," wa3 the immediate response, "and may neither of us be rolght I" "BOBBOUNK" (13). Korokoro. • ii JUST SO! Young Bride: "I've found a peach of a butcher, darling. When I order a two-pound joint, he sends one weighing at least four pounds I" "PRINCESS DAFFODIL" (13). JS'ewtown. RIDDLES. What beam can't a carpenter saw through? —A sunbeam. How do bees get rid of their honey?—By celling It. What letters are deep and wet?—C's (seas). What letters are comfortable?—E's (ease). What can be sewn without a needle?— Seeds. When Is a river like the letter T?—When It is crossed. "GOIiDEN WING." City. THINGS WE SOMETIMES SEE. Wanted to Sell: A bicycle by 8 lady with a back-pedal brake. Wanted: A man with a wooden leg to i-ash potatoes. SOAPBOX (10). Korokoro.
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Evening Post, Volume CXV, Issue 105, 6 May 1933, Page 7
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167SMILE AWHILE Evening Post, Volume CXV, Issue 105, 6 May 1933, Page 7
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