SMILE AWHILE
THREE FIRSTS. . . ■ ' '! "Well, boys," said Undo 'Jack, -"how are you gcttinir oh at scliool?" . . "I came flrst in urlthroGtlc," said Harry. "I came first in spoiling," aaid Bill. "Fine," said Undo Jack, "and wha.t wore you first in, TommyV" . Tommy replied: 'Tin always first in tho stre-et when it's time to go home (" j "PUSS-IN-BOOTS." Clty- •' »■ * "If yon bought a muzzlo for your dog and the shopman was scared to put it on, what would you do?" ■ ■ . • "Put it, on myself, of course." • . "I'd put it, on the dog." "DISSIAI/ DESMOND" (11). Kelburn. First hunter: "Then I rushed up to the tiger and cut off his tall!" Second ditto: "Why not his head? First ditto: "Because someono had taken that before. I arrived." " "HIGHLAND HEATHER" (13). Topliousc. Andy ami Mac* were marooned on a desert Island." One diiy Andy saw a sail. "Oh. look. .Mack- there's a sail!" "It's no good,' replied Sfncli. "We've no samples!" "JOAN OV AKC" (13). Jliramar. ft Prcdd.v: "Give mi> a ppnuy, daddj'." Daddy: "Don't jou think you ara too big Fred: "Tlicn make it sixpence, dad!" "KIMJI'ISHEK BLUE" (1J).
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Evening Post, Volume CXI, Issue 68, 21 March 1931, Page 20
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187SMILE AWHILE Evening Post, Volume CXI, Issue 68, 21 March 1931, Page 20
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