SMILE AWHILE
The ' old sailor's audienco listened breathlessly. i "Yes," he said, "thirteen of my pals went down when the ship turned turtle." He paused for effect. "And you were saved?" queried a. * listener. "A miracle, no doubt." •- .. "Well, hardly," said the old sailor. "You. Bee, I wasn't in tho boat." , ' ' ' PANSY WATT (12). : Cit>; .;,'.' Master: "Why have you put 'T.M. on ■both those footballs, Tommy? One is your brother's." Tom: "Yes, I know. You see, one means "Tis mine,' and the other means 1 ' 'Tain-'t mine'!"
Uncle Porker, (talking to baby): ."Now givel Nunky a nice kiss, Percy, and you shall have this penny." Percy: "No thanks'. Why, Ha gives me sixpence for taking cod-liver oil!" "KING OF ME SNOWS" (12). City.
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Evening Post, Volume CX, Issue 112, 8 November 1930, Page 20
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123SMILE AWHILE Evening Post, Volume CX, Issue 112, 8 November 1930, Page 20
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