SMILE AWHILE
There, was an old bear at the Zoo, Who was feeling exceedingly blue. "It bores me, you know, to walk to and fro; I'll reverse it, and walk fro and to." "ELACK-EYED SUSAN." Ngaio.
The teacher asked the boy to spell pig.. He said, "Pigggg." "What arc all those 'gV'for?" asked the teacher. "Oh, they arc all the little Pigs." | . "SWEETIE."
A schoolmaster asked a class of little boys to write an essay on the four seasons. Ono littlo boy put: "Spring is noted for onions with long ends, summer for ice-cream and straw hats, autumn and winter for gas bills and chilblains." "NEDDY." .. Eastbourne.
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Evening Post, Volume CX, Issue 47, 23 August 1930, Page 20
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107SMILE AWHILE Evening Post, Volume CX, Issue 47, 23 August 1930, Page 20
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