SMILE AWHILE
Bobbie" was" in church for the first time. As the surpliced choir entered he whispered: "Are they all going to have their hair cut?" "QUICKSILVER:" Jim: "I"Bjty,*Joe,- could you tell me what'kind of-skins"make the ' best shoes?" ■ ■ ■ Joe: "I'm-sure I don't know, bnt banana skins make the.best slippers!" Toachcr: "What* is* a cannibal, Tommy?" • • ■' Tommy: "Please teacher, I don't know." ■ • Teacher: "Well, if you ate your father and mother, what would you be?" Tommy: "An orphan, miss." Teacher: "Can anyone tell me a sentence using income-tax?" Small boy: "Yes, sir. I had a dog called ,Tax, and, I opened the door and in,come Tax." Sandy was fishing and Donald, who was passing, asked: "How are the fish to-day?"' "I dinna ken," answered Sandy in a hurt tone of voice. "I dropped them a line, but so far I've had nae reply." "FREESIA." Johnsonville. .
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Evening Post, Volume CIX, Issue 150, 28 June 1930, Page 20
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144SMILE AWHILE Evening Post, Volume CIX, Issue 150, 28 June 1930, Page 20
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