THINK TWICE.
When is your teapot like a kitten? When your tea's in it (teasing it). Why are fowls fashionable birds? Because they are dressed for dinner. • Why did the window-box? Because it saw the garden fence. What bell never rings f The dumbbell. . . . •;.. What animal can you double up without hurting it! You can put a sheep in a fold.. . \ Why is your coat like a banana skin? Because it is easy to slip on. What plant turns a boy into a man? Thyme. , When is a honing like a bad journey? When it is hard (roed) road. Why is a clock a very dissatisfied workoH Bccauso'ifc strikes-every hour. When is rico liko- tho earth 1 When it is ground. When is a letter hot a.letter? When it is scent (sent).
Permanent link to this item
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/EP19291005.2.133.7
Bibliographic details
Evening Post, Volume CVIII, Issue 84, 5 October 1929, Page 18
Word Count
132THINK TWICE. Evening Post, Volume CVIII, Issue 84, 5 October 1929, Page 18
Using This Item
Stuff Ltd is the copyright owner for the Evening Post. You can reproduce in-copyright material from this newspaper for non-commercial use under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 3.0 New Zealand licence. This newspaper is not available for commercial use without the consent of Stuff Ltd. For advice on reproduction of out-of-copyright material from this newspaper, please refer to the Copyright guide.
Log in