BREVITIES.
"People '-nho drink too much coffee/ said the teacher, "get what is known as coffee heart, and men who have too much tobacco get tobacco heart." The oldest boy waved his hand frantically "Well, what is ifc, Herbert?" the teacher asked, i i "Please, miss, if, a boy gets lots of sweets, will lie get a sweetheart?"
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Evening Post, Volume CVII, Issue 96, 27 April 1929, Page 21
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58BREVITIES. Evening Post, Volume CVII, Issue 96, 27 April 1929, Page 21
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