THINK TWICE.

Evening Post, Volume CVII, Issue 22, 26 January 1929, Page 15

THINK TWICE.

What workman never turns to the left?—A wheelwright. Why should you always take a watch into the desert?— Because it has • a spring in it. ■■. ;. . : Why -does a dog wag its tail?— Because the tail can't wag the. dog. Why does a hen pick a dish?— Because she can't lick it.

What- kind of gaiters will nobody wear? —Alli-gators. • .. „:■;. ... What tree can you hold above your head?—A palm. ■;, i Why is a crow like in apple?— Because it has a caw (core). What is it you can feel, and yet not touch?— The sun. • .

When do people resemble King.John? When they lose things in the Wash. What part of a dog is like a cart?- 1The tail —because it is often a-waggin' (wagon). Which letter of the alphabet is never late?— The letter "i," because it ia always in time.

'; Why is a selfish friend like the letter "p"?—-Because it is the'first iri pity, but the last in help. " \ ' ■'' '' ' " Why is a staircase' most unfortunate? —Because it is always being run down. .' A WORD. SQUARE. "■':> ■ : Herb, are the clues for four words which, written ■ one-'under 'tho'other, will, make a' square :of: words.' ' Each word has four letters.''.;,.,"'..:'-- ■'•' ,",■'" Opens and shuts. "At a. distance. The difference between gross weight and net weight. You have two of these. A JOLLY- WORD. How many words can you make out of the word "year?" It is possible to make no, less than twelve words. Here are the clue*:— 1. A girl's name. , 2. Ever., 3. Part of the head. "4. Part of the verb "to :be." 5. A town m Scotland. 6. Age. 7. Indefinite article 8. A eeroal. 9. Fantastic. 10. A pronoun. 11. Yes. 12. An English river. Have you found them all? I HAVE TEN HEADS. Fancy having ten heads. Wouldn't W look funny? Well, that is what this word has, and it is up to you to try and find them out. It's quite, quite easy really. I am a word of two letters, but I can take ten different heads. With the first I am a stoppage. With the second I am able. .- With the third I am a boy's namel With the fourth lam used by ladies. With the fifth I.am grown up. With the sixth I am. something- used in the kitchen. . .-. ■ -. : With the -seventh I am in a hurry. With tho eighth T make .leather. j ■ With the. ninth I, ani.'.a..yeliicl(lWith the tenth I'ampaio. : What am I?