SMILE AWHILE.
"How much milk does that, cow of yours give?" asked a visitor- of old .Hodge. ' "About eight quarts, mister," replied Hodge. "And how much of that do you sell?" "About twelve quarts," said Hodge innocently. The stout old gentlemau ran fast, but the bull ran faster. However, the man was just able to climb over the five-barred gate as' the bull came thundering along. Gasping for breath, the old gentleman turned on the bull. "You wretch," he 'shouted. "And I've been a lifelong vegetarian!'1 Thy doctor spoke very gravely tv his patient. "You must siiv.e up. all work wiili tlio head," liv .said. "Impossible, Doctor; it, would be my ruin." "Why? Are 'you uu. author j". "No, sir; I'm a hairdresser.''"
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Evening Post, Volume CVI, Issue 85, 20 October 1928, Page 15
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123SMILE AWHILE. Evening Post, Volume CVI, Issue 85, 20 October 1928, Page 15
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