THINK TWICE.

Evening Post, Volume CVI, Issue 56, 15 September 1928, Page 15

THINK TWICE.

Exactly how long should a man's legs t>eT—Long enough to reach from thebody to the ground. On which side 0/ ft cat does the moat hair growl—Tho outside, of course. When do people resemble King John? —When they lose thinj, in tho wash. The tail—because it is often a-waggin' Wliat part of a dog is like a cart?— {Wagon), Who was the smallest man in history? —The Boman soldier who went to sleep on his watch. In what place did tho cock crow so loudly that all the inhabitants of the world could hear him?—ln the Ark. WHICH WOULD YOU BE? In these ten sentences arc hidden ten trades. Can you discover them? Perhaps if will help just a tiny bit if I tell ydtt they are all carried on in shops. 1. At the door a negro ceremoniously received them. 2. He was a man whom we loved to watch' make rings with his pipe-smoke. 3. I never want to see that terrible fellow again. i. We found them ill in Ernest's house. 5. My father, when I had earache, mistook it for something worse. 6. He-tried to make the.cat's tail ornamental. 7. I want to see Cassandra perform. 8. Some bad news a gentleman had given us. 9. At the station Eric,met us. 10/ I like no fruit but cherries. We11,.-what are they?