A LITTLE LEARNING.
"Oh," said the elderly tramp, giving his brimless hat a twirl, "education is a wonderful tiling in our line of business. ''Why, whatever jinod would education be to us chaps?" nsked the second road walker. "I'll tell you,'' said the elderly tramp. "I was in Willesden one morning aud knocked at tho door of a tidy little villa. When the lady of the house camo out lo see who it mis. I quoted a little Skake-.-INvire." "Well?" "Air >lie replied with liltlr: bin-mi."
• ■ • - ± - . . *'|. BEATING THE POLICE. Constable (about to take particulars):' "You'll catch it for "this,"hiiss.~Tliey'll endorse your license for certain." Flapper:"""But'tUcy Cau't, cdhstable.'1 T haven't got one!" ■
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Evening Post, Volume CVI, Issue 46, 1 September 1928, Page 27
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111A LITTLE LEARNING. Evening Post, Volume CVI, Issue 46, 1 September 1928, Page 27
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