THINK TWICE.

Evening Post, Volume CVI, Issue 46, 1 September 1928, Page 15

THINK TWICE.

; On .which side of-a .«at does .the.-mosfc hair- grow?— The outside, .of ,;c{mrs,e; When do people-resemble King ' —When-they lose -.things-,in the ;wash. What .part-of a,, dog: is like -,a-.cart? .—The .tail^-becau.se;it,-ia;.oftcn;a-wag- ;- gin' (wagon). '„..;... -:-.. ; ;- :*:<><.'■■''<; Who wag the smallest: man,-;in-his-tory?—Tlior.Eora.an' spWier:whp-.-went. to sleep on -his.\yalj'ch>>'.'i-;--: :?:. ;-•:■>•*;.•:■. : In-.-what-jl.ae.e did;.tjj.ecock.,crow, so .loudl.y.that^all, the. inhabitants- of ,the ■worlfV could hear .him'?—ln-, the, .{Ark. Why in an egg underdone like anegg overdone ?—Because .it is "hardly" done. , • . ■••.-. -.-." ■■' .. Which letter of the alphabet is. npv.er late?— The letter '.'i,V 'because", it-is always in time.. .- ....-;'.-. ;! . : , ■•• ,•/..•>;; ■• AVhy.is -a selfish :f-riendilUceiet- i ,.the ;- tor ('p''?-— Because-it iis ; ';tH';flrst ; . in. pity but the last in help. .::■-..,;> j. Why is a staircase most,unjprtunato? —Because it is always boing run down. A WORD PATTERN. ; When you have set out ;these fourletter words in their right order you will find they form .a square. which may be rea.d across.-, or- v down, ■-■.--V . ;■■'■■ ••:-';:■- 'piLIiAKS;-- S--^ ■• 'i' and' 4. ; Whpn ' [com "'is1, '': ' Its fan goeS'round. /;^ ;'■/:.'" *":;•;■ 2 Therc'Y.nothing here,; '/f'.^'. !..-i.*'' That's very clear. ' ' ""' .:':"- ~" • 3 You all like this, . When it is Swiss. .. :.: ■' baes.- '■'':■'■; ■•■;^.'.:': ' .1. • Urn-.birds, devour ..,-. „ . ;^.'.; ,: -At-daybreak's. hqur» ..-,-,!■ .5 ■-,■:, ,r.v.'. 2 -Hore's flfty score,.: '■';'■ "V jj.-.i^i.v . - And-just one,jnpre.-,.. ,'■ '\'.\ >:,..-,;. 3 A njcliname rare .;-.-., -,-..'-..'■ ■.--:■ "■'. Cromwell did bear!'"•'='..,, jV;;., A.;.;?--..'. 4 A favourite toy— . ,r- ■,' . A girl's great joy. .'.'/ ':,.:. ■ A RIDDLE RHYME. His name is Jack, and, just of late; I've seen him quite a lot. Some grown-us like him; as for me, I certainly do not. , :' He's cruel, yes, and heartless; too; Ho nhvays makes nVe-ran. •■ "■'■ v. And do you know; I'yo heard it.said ■ That he is. : ]io one's-flon,- .-"■■■:■■> *:"■ . He's quite an.artist :in his way, " And draws with perfect ensL>; Without a pencil,-brush,'or'.pen, ~ '■ . Wlio is lie, if you please 3 :--