THINK TWICE.
, Why. is a cricket umpiro liko a dentist? —Becauso they both draw, the BtUmps... " ;■.."-■:■■• "Why is a scoring batsman like, a eineinaetar? —Because they both make • hit.-, ;"•'.• ■ ■■ ' ' •■:• ■•■.■•• Why isa golfer liko a bus proprietor?— Because both employ a driver.; .What : is the best way to make a pair of trousers.last? —To mako tho coat and waistcoat first. ■■, ' "CAN YOtr GUESS ME? Just nothing but fault, With my first can bo found.: In my second, ie3s ; 'To espy, you aro bound. My whole is better; ■;- .. For in it you will see,' i That there's not a scrap "' Of fault to find in me. ' . .; . p:"- \'k TWISTBB,- : ■ .'. ; ,-:. . Hereris a Twister worth' Twisting! There 's'/no need to light a night-light, ' On a light night like to-night. ' Por a night-light's light is a slight light, And to-night is a night that's light. When !n night's light like to-night's •- ' ' '.light; ' .-..'■■'■ ' •' ■ ■;.,• It's not.quite right to.light lights : Quite, so,, slight as. a night-light,.'. '..' ■ On a light^night lika.tp-night.; ; -■'■ • How quickly can you say it] yoii small Jeople with the clever, tongues!
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Evening Post, Volume CV, Issue 147, 23 June 1928, Page 15
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175THINK TWICE. Evening Post, Volume CV, Issue 147, 23 June 1928, Page 15
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