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_ What is that of which the common sort is much the best?— Sense. hnS h» atT? artr °£- a,£ sK is like part of * book?— The fin is-(finis). Why is it vulgar to sins by yourself?— Because it is solo (so low). ■ When are teeth like the tongue?— When they are chattering. . _What has no legs and yet runs very fast? Which runs the faster, heat or cold?— Heat, because you often catch cold ' - Why did the corn field ?—Because it saif tha cricket bat.
-What would the fish say if the ocean dried up?—l haven't a notion (ocean) Why is the figure 9 like a peacock?— Because-it is nothing without its tail U' hat fishes are the most trodden'on» ,—Soles and eels. " What is the difference between a hen K a toh& 4henlaysaaegg 'anda^
What is the difference between a rich man and a dog's tail?— One keeps a motorcar, and the other keeps a wagon (wag*
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Evening Post, Volume CIV, Issue 147, 19 December 1927, Page 23
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158RIDDLE-ME-REE Evening Post, Volume CIV, Issue 147, 19 December 1927, Page 23
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