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Tommy, dear, you mustn't ride your scooter in the front on Sunday. You must go into the back garden. Isn't it Sunday in the back garden, Mother? . Auntie (who has been trying hard to understand what the game is all about): Yes, but what happens if the bowler gets out before the batter f Bo you find it more economical to do your own cooking? Oh, yes, much! The boarders don't eat half as much as they did! Traffic Policeman: "Say! Do you know how to drive a car?" 3?ftir Motorist: "Oh, yes. What is it you wisn to know?" . Highland Farmer: "If it's a fair | question, how much do yon expect to get for those cows when you've finished painting them? I Artist: Oh, perhaps a hundred gum- < eas. '■•.-. | Highland Farmer: What! Don't tell < me, man! Why, I shan't get that for \ them living. j Traveller (newly arrived): What do you advise for dinner, waiter? ■ Waiter: Anything you like, sir. Traveller: But what are you famous for? Waiter: Well, there's the castle, and the town hall, and the public library!
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Evening Post, Volume CIV, Issue 110, 5 November 1927, Page 14
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183SMILE AWHILE. Evening Post, Volume CIV, Issue 110, 5 November 1927, Page 14
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