LOW-PRESSURE PEDDLING.
j Salesman: Did you ' find the washingmachine just as I represented it? Customer: Exactly. -.■'.. Salesman (to himself): I.must be falling down on my sales talk.
Mistress: "If ai^one calls this afternoon, Jane, I shall be out. Maid": "But I shall be out myself, as it''appeiiß.".
"Children, obey your parents!"/ Were willing to," answered the .offspring of a jazzy household. "But where are we going to find them?" ■',"." .:■'.;"'■■
She: "I wonder how it feels to be sweet and inndcent." The Brute::: only knows." ' ' ■'■ ... '.
Physician: "But,;my?dear sir, I, cannot prescribe whisky for ,y.ou. unless I am.convinced that you need it. What are your symptoms?" Patient: "What; symptoms would you suggest, doctor?"
"What have you. been doing,. Edward?" "A clever wife never asks what her husband has been doing." "But a clever man may ask if his wife^-." "Oh, my dear, a clever man never has a.wife."
City Chap: "I say, is that bull- safe?" Country Fellow: "Wai,.now, he's a jolly sight safer than' you are."
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Evening Post, Volume CXII, Issue 51, 28 August 1926, Page 21
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165LOW-PRESSURE PEDDLING. Evening Post, Volume CXII, Issue 51, 28 August 1926, Page 21
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