Father Springs a Surprise I can't understand whatever made me, snen an idiot as to spend all that money on that confounded Piano when neither mi Zu 2 T J 110I 10 a£ le to Pla>'-I might jusi a« w»'l have boußht a. staffed mule What a S? UI? P -1 was' * mnst llaT« had softening o' the brain when I did such a fool thing Al the game I do wish I could play thai Piano—daeh it ! Heltoi What's-this! A prospectus "Eon to Play the Piano in 8 Lessons" addressed to my wfe. Well. I'm haußed-JMtSiTa woman, always trying to Bpring a eurprist on a man. Fancy trying to play the p,aiic In 8 Leesons-what rot!. Anyhow, TM read the dashed fool book juai to pat in tht eTcninj--eo here it goes. Jw* 11! , W '*•■ "^ ■"»*• suwly if ,i"? J"ddieß;*»m nine jnmrß-jtojd up, .-.ad fl* '•>'*« o£ »ixtjr-fl» can ja*y ibe J?jauc m 8 liaasona ,tfß«vh the "flullfoan Sys. tern —then why tte deuoe^itonldu't I? Goi Whit! ril try at~U».totms ■«• wr km onable. besi*i«,-whst a, Kryiiae tor nUej" vrh«n she retarna Irtna fcer holiday. Yes, 111 send in my Enwrtafiart.to-nlffut-richl now. Good graoiomi This is my flwt lesson and I've only been j?raril«in&:A couple of hours and I can rtax »: 'Wartr-*\rea4?- Ilnrv.fh! Three cheers for Istner! Won't wifcy b« surprised? ytooy having.a Hiano in tht home axtd adt:Tjeifu;i*)teto~jMay it—why, man, alive; Wfs a •crime',,: iMy word! I'll " boost the "Salllnn Syateiil" to all my friende'who«ntw»' Bxtent'-Ftttnos in, their "homar. Now.'whcerer woaWStaave thought it, this is only my siirth Lessen and I am playinp Mendelssohn's "Spring' Song." Besides, I have only two moie-Jlieacons to come to complete. tlie Conree. On, well! I'll just ro over thU piece once more and then 111 to down to the >station to meet wifey.. i won't tell her a word about my playinf until she- armes home. «^rfß^wf I!l«rd^o^'^ done it an throulu tl.o 'Sullivan 6 Lesson, "FRF! BOOK" GOUPO9. ••How ti Piay Piana In 8 Lessons." Stiidie l«R 'Pnoiin Bull«nr«, Aucklun:' GentlßTueu : I enclose 4 Penty Stamps fc nostiß™ PJease eend me Prof. Sullivonj FEBE BOOK "Hoi' to PI»T P.*no m » Lesson.," free of all obUjftUoßH. Atom ■ | Hudson's Eumcnthol Jujubes. for Coughß, Cold», Sere Thtoats, ,-nd M» "> Prevention of Consumption. LET THE BUYER lEWARE. C VTJTION.—The large tale for EumentlMl Jujubes has led to a number of imitation! being manufactured under the name:, of menthol and other jujubes. The word "Eumenthol" Is; however, the regittered trade mark of the manufacturers, and it is an infringement to sell any of these imitations when Eumenthol Jujubes arc asked for; immediate proceedings wili'»be taken in all such cases which coma under the knowledge of the manufacturers. HUDSON'S EUMEXTHOL CHEJIICAI *C 0» ITU.. SYDNEY.
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Evening Post, Volume CIII, Issue 129, 3 June 1922, Page 14
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