ONE OF THOSE FIXED FEASTS.
\Vill Hogg, of lexas, says that down in Houston, one Monday morning, a nero ii'Lt" hla employ came to him with a renff"^° S-C F;ai id 'J lO dark-v- "Yd kk-to Bit off nsx Friday fur the day " '"hat for?" enquired Hoctr ;|Got to go to a qfun-el." Wi\ hose funeral is it ?'' "My uncle's " "When did yo;ir uncle die?" Lavd, boss, he ain't daid yit!" "«;, T ( hT" d? -you know '"s funeral is goinp to take place on Friday?" da !" ° d°y' S S"'il10 hans" him Thurs"
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Evening Post, Volume XCIV, Issue 114, 10 November 1917, Page 11
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92ONE OF THOSE FIXED FEASTS. Evening Post, Volume XCIV, Issue 114, 10 November 1917, Page 11
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