OLD THOUGHTS IN NEW LANGUAGE
A reckless driver is seldom wrecklesH long.
Only a convict likes to t>e stopped in the middle of a sentence.
The dimmest lights have the most scandal pouter.
The hardest time to get the baby to sleep is when she is 18. Chaperone your cigarettes. They shouldn’t go out qlonc.—Warning on National forest highway (US. A.).
Placard on a grocery-store display of peaches: Don't squeeze me • till I’m yours. * * * Troubles are like babies—they only grow by nursing.—Douglas Ferrold.
People who take cold baths all winter seldom have colds. But they have cold baths.
Some parents are rude, but others have learned to keep still when the children are talking.
A day off is usually followed by an off day. « ♦ » There isn't much to talk about at some parties until after one or two couples leave.
The stork is the bird with ths big bill. « » * IP/teii q girl finds that she is not the only pebble on the beach she becopies a little bolder.
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Dominion, Volume 28, Issue 75, 21 December 1934, Page 21
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