WHAT THEY’LL SAY AFTER
! .¥liy I am Glad. Mother: Because. I can take a rest .Irani catering and entertaining before I collapse. Father: Because if it lasted any longel I should become bankrupt. An Aunt: Because I can have some peace and quiet again. Why is Christmas always such a noisy time . An Uncle: Because playing at “Woolly Bears” as a whole-time job does not appeal to me. A Shop Assistant-; Because there is 'ime to breathe again. What a rc'ief to sec a little space between the customers. A Bus Conductor: Because I’m tired of saving, “Full up! Sorry, mum, but you’ll have to get off!” A Postman: Because my back needs a rest! A Telephonist: Because no more
subscribers will ring up to-wish one another “A Happy Christmas.” ■' Why I am Sorry. A Schoolboy: Because there’ll be no more turkey and Christmas pudding for another year. A Schoolgirl : Because I’ve .got to sit down and write letters to everyone who sent me presents. Grandpa: It was a treat to see tin children so happy. A Typist: Because I’ve got to tr ' up in /the morning and catch the 8.80 again. “Santa Claus”: Because it’s such •' iob clc-am’i" mv sic'-’’ n”d remdr-er As I said last year, ‘Never again.' ”
Turkeys, we are told, can jump sixfeet—or even more if the carvingknife is verv blunt
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Dominion, Volume 19, Issue 73, 19 December 1925, Page 25
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