PLUCKING THE GEESE
Pluck! Pluck! Pluck! There Was old maid who stripped fulhcrs.' h'l’om geese cm ci their sislcis and mothers ; Sihc saved all the quills And drank syrup of Then said, “Plow I'll start- on thcii brothers!”
Pluck! Pluck! .Pluck! Then whirling clouds enveloped me ;-leathers, -like dreamthings, floated oil the air. As through falling flakes of snow I saw Mr. Whidby enter and shut the door. He had scattered my thoughts, my rhvmes, and my feathers. Aggrieved, 1 went on plucking. The carrier watched the filmy handfuls drift: the wondrous down on the breast, of a marvellous fairness anM softness,', appear beneat! my hands. “I’ve heerd,” he ventured presently “it do take the best pairt ot fifty pound to make a bed. \\ onnerful aisy things,' be'goose-futher beds. Pidgin’s futliers now, so they tellt me, ye flhard on. A stray mi in yer pilkr even, ’ll fret Ver soul an’ torment y< • rest.' A bob a pound. I blecvc, ye kir make o’ while goose’s fathers, Grcuns come /cheaper. But I reckon as y snip off dll the stubs an’ put ’em i paapcr bags, an’ bake ’em, an' ki-c ’em,” said the carrier in conclusion. I told him I do, and lie consider-’--I should “be all o’ two hours afore th creetur was plucked, though thcrschuleboys as do ’em rough and reg’Er fowcr a night, from six to ten.
thrnnnence a time.’ With which statement Mr. Vi'li’C-r picked tin mv hamper .-nd departed. Pluck !/ Pluck 1 Pluck! Aly finer'” ached npd mv arm was wmrv, Im' watched the pile of fluff mount -in fllight. One feather bed I sleep -m one feather bed is mv coverlet. . pluck! Pluck!'Pluck! “There vas an old maid who shipper fulhcrs ...” -
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Dominion, Volume 19, Issue 73, 19 December 1925, Page 25
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288PLUCKING THE GEESE Dominion, Volume 19, Issue 73, 19 December 1925, Page 25
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