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Dominion, Volume 18, Issue 214, 4 June 1924, Page 12

For a Hielan’mau to lose his breeks would, be but the discarding of what he considered an entanging superfluity, but the average product of civiisation deprived of his nether garment is a heartrending though’ amusing spectacle of shorn pride and dignity to his fellow man (remarks the Auckland “Star” l. The simile of the forked radish is humiliating to reflect upon, yet it is doubtful if the driver of a motor lorry who -ost his wav out beyond Avondale the other night gave it a thought. It was after the heavy rain, and running along a side road he came to what looked like a bit of a wash-out, with a storm stream bisecting the highway. He investigated, and decided to try the depth and bottom, to which end he diverted himself of bis nether gear, including trousers. But the mud was deep and the stream turbulent, and in the argument he lost trousers and toots, It was a sad predicament on a cool night, and it was only afte?- a long tramp and many misgivings that he managed to borrow’ a pair o’ trew to covei his nakedness. The lost trousers were discovered next day buried in the mud some distance from the mishap, to the great relief of the loser, for in their pockets was a cheque for a considerable amount and a number of notes. Kent County Council has passed a bylaw which will render the offendete liable to a penalty of £5, when, on any public coach, or other public carriage, they shall use any noisy instrument, or make any outcry, or throw any money to children.

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