"YOU WON'T GUESS"

Dominion, Volume 13, Issue 71, 17 December 1919, Page 4

"YOU WON'T GUESS"

THINGS HUSBANDS NEVER DO. "You have done something this mornintr that vou have never (lone' before said a wife to her husband. ,' I wenty tries and vou won't guess what it is. The husband thou-'ht of his fai ings and ventured: "B-insed tie bath after 1 the wife, "you will never do that." • „ , 0 „ •*<Umt my tie and collar drawer r "No." . ,„. "Said good morning? "No." • , . ~. „, "Smiled at. breakfast timer "No." , , ,„ the toast to your, "I give it up," said the husband. "You folded "your pyjamas.' \ Here are other things that, according to wives, husbands never do:— ■ , They never leave their slippers twice in the samo corner. Never han« a towel tidily. ■ Never put coal on the fire until it VewrVo 1 an ash-tray when there is an empty fireplace. Never use a lint P<tt "l' e " tlim IS a chair in the hall ' . ' , Never ask their wives how they spent fee * T ' -T. 8., in the "Daily Mail." Tho death, has occurred in Hamburg of Mr. Charles Peterson, inventor of the Peterson patent pipe and head of the Arm of Kapp and Peterson p.pemakors, Dublin. Mr. Peterson was born m Biga about 68 ycaTS ago. To clear, the skin of any blemishes there is no treatment so effectivo as fnco massaee when it is properly administer. ™ d a 6%. Bolloston, 25G Lambton Quay. Wellington, who is a »hißhly qualified spec al&t n skin and hair .treatment, E a complete course of Pace Massage fir one guinea, inoluding all necessary preparations— Advt. Our exquisite bouquets of roses or lily of the valley add the finishing touch to a smart wedding. Miss Murray VicePegal Florist, Willis Street. Wellington. —Advt. More effective than any mixture in stopping a cold is Penctratin? and germ-killing. Keep it handy in home, shop or office. Is. Od. buys 60 doses.-Advt. A point for good housewives Always use SHAKLANI»'S Baking Powder. Costs least; goes farthest; gives best rcsutts.Advt. Your- boy is going to make good? Today is tho day you give him his chance. Close up tho "pubs." by voting Prohibition—Advt. INFLUENZA. ' SEND FOR THE DOCTOR AND GO TO BED. The Public is warned to take no chnnccs with tho Influenza epidemic which has again made its appearance in New Zealand, but on tho first definite indication of the presence of tho complaint to send for tho doctor and go to bed. If you have an attack of the real Inlluenza your digestion will be a wreck, your head, legs and back will ache, your heart action may bo alt'ccted, and you will have a temperature. These conditions need the attention of a skilled medical attendant. It behoves every member of tho community to so look after their gcnoral health, to prevent if possiblo becoming infected with this deadly germ and to accomplish this no better romedy oould bo taken than Dr. Morse's Indian Root Pills. They are ft searching, cleansing remedy. They aro mild in their action, but highly effective in cleansing the system of all impurities and preventing germs getting a chance to incubate. Petroleum Oils, Salts. Tonics and other socalled remedies we of littlo uso to cleanse hie svstem and keep these germs m check," in fact Ihey will havo a tendency to a"gvavate an already deranged gastric condition. It would also be advisable to take from 5 to 10 grains ,of ASPIKIN two or three times daily if feeling out of sorts, o.r ,101 grains of QUININE on retiring at night the same time as 'the pills aro taken. A common cold van usually be broken up if either ASPIKIN or QUININE is taken with Dr. Morse's Indian Root Pills on the first indication of a cold. Following those simple precautions may prevent nn attack of sorious illness. If vou uet the real Influenza do as already staled, send for the doctor and go to bed. Don't try to doctor yourself. Tho complaint is too dangerous to tako chances with. The doctor may or may not allow you to continue (liking Dr. Morso's Indian Root Pills. In any case follow his directions both with medicino and food and you will be on tho safo eido.—Advt.