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FIRST LINE OP DEFENCE—"KURAPEPTIC."—Attacks of indigestion, biliousness, constipation, headaches, loss of appetite, insomnia, nervousness, pains in the back, pain 9 between the shoulders, and renders individual Immune from further attacks. Bottle contains upwards of 100 doses. 2s. 6d., all Chemists and Stores. —Advt. Bullyrag Lawyer: J'Now, I want you to answer this question very carefuily: Was your father (when your mother struck him with a rolling-pin) under the influence of drink?" Juvenile Witness: "No, sir; he was under the kitchen table." Visitor (at seance): "I want to talk to Mr. Brown." Attendant: "What Mr. Brown?" Visitor: "I cannot remember his first name, but he's only lately deceased." Attendant (formerly a department store worker): "Please show the gentleman some of the latest shades of Browns." One hundred pounds of raw ' beef weigli only 741b.. when boiled and 671b. when roasted. ■. FOR IMMEDIATE SALE. AQ-H- P. "WESTCOTT" Touring Car, presented to the Y.M.C.A. by Mr. W. H. George. The Car is in good running order. A suitable Car for Taxi work. All the usual equipment, including Electric Light. Further particulars,' apply to . . SCOTT MOTOR AGENCY, 69 Lower Cubt Street, WELLINGTON.