Page 7 Advertisements Column 5

Dominion, Volume 8, Issue 2492, 19 June 1915, Page 7

AMUBEMENTB. A NATIVE EFFORT FOR THE FUND.! LARGE TOWN HALT,, TUESDAY NEXT. SJS; Under the Patronage of THEIR EXCELLENCIES LORD AND LADY LIVERPOOL TIIE PREMIER AND MINISTERS OP THE CROWN SIR JOSEPH WARD, BART. HIS WORSHIP THE MAYOR, AND OTHER LEADING CITIZENS, IN AID 01' THE NEW ZEALAND PATRIOTIC FUND FOR THE WOUNDED SOLDIERS, SAILORS, AND THEIR DEPENDENTS. EXCLUSIVE MAORI CONCERT! THE MOST DESERVING AND UNIQUE PERFORMANCE YET ATTEMPTED IN NEW ZEALAND, THE PROGRAMME INCLUDES— . HAKAS! POI DANCES! HAKAS! POI DANCES! SOLOS, DUETS, QUARTETTES I SOLOS. DUETS, QUARTETTES! GAMEB, ETC., Em GAMES, ETC., ET0 4 PULL PROGRAMME IN FUTURE ISSUE. EARLY APPLICATION FOR SEATS NECESSARY. BOX PUN FOR ss. SEATS NOW OPEN AT BEGG'S MUSIC WAREHOUSE. MANNERS STREET. ' REMEMBER-CONCRETIB TUESDAY NEXT, a WARNINGJ - THE Pnblic axe Cautioned to keep away from the Concert Chamber of tK(J Town Hall NEXT THURSDAY EVENING, tiio 21th Inst., as tha WELLINGTON SAVAGE CLUB Propose presenting POSITIVELY THE WORST CONCERT .OF THE CARNIVAL, When one of the Host Insipid Programmes over submitted to a Wellington Audience will be perpetrated. It is only necessary to mention' a fewof the Performers to indicate the utteii absurdity of this attempt to beguile llhe Public. Here's a- Bunch of "Come-Overs":— . . . Savage D, A. KENNY-rWho couldn't raise a laugK from a "Kookaburra." Savage A. W. NEWTON —Well, He's the sou of the late Mr. John Newton, who COULD ACT. Savage NORMAN HALES rSay—because they made "Charley's Annt ,J a success, Savage NORMAN AITKEN I they think they're the whole show. Savage J. M. CLARK—Never heard of HIM. He's' Mrs. Clark's Husband: ' ' -Savage E. J. Hill—A Five Footer, who thini's he's a Ten—or. - Savage. KEVIN DILLON—Who imagines he can recite because ho wins most of the Competitions. SViSra.' ) WiU at * sS G.' F.'wiLSON DT J c0 ° uldn ' t draw a goose;) ■ AND ABOUT A DOZEN. OTHERS EVEN WORSE THAN THESE. A FARCE, fatuously described as a "SCREAMER," will- be inflicted on -th'fl —Empty Chairs, but it is probable the Police will bo called" in to arrest tha Performers. "" ' " And" what is the WELLINGTON SAVAGE CLUB anyway? Why, it's menu bership is scarcely 605 now, whilst a few years ago it almost reached half that number. NOTE THE ATROCIOUSLY HIGH PRICES gEL AND jS, KEEP AWAY! Tha Proceeds are only in aid of the Boys WHO ARE FIGHT* ING OUR BATTLES,- JAMES DYKES, Secretary. • (Who knows nothing about it.) ' MONSTER . PATRIOTIC ART UNION; .100 PRIZES! is, ENTIRE PROCEEDS TO PATRIOTIC FUND TO ASSIST N.Z, ><1, 1' WOUNDED SOLDIERS AND SAILORS AND THEIR JL dependents. Ist Prize-GRAND UPRIGHT PIANO, British pake Value JEBO 2nd ' SIDEBOARD, WRITING CABINET & BOOKCAS&..VaIue JSSO 3rd „ OAK BEDROOM SUITE -..Value .£4O 4th OIL PAINTING, N.Z. Scene Value i3o sth " FIRST-CUSS RETURN TRIP TO SYDNEY Value £25 , (Including 10 Days' Hotel Expenses.) 6th „ CAMERA AND CASE —-- Yalue £25 Vth , SINGER SEWING MACHINE Value 315 Bth SMOKER'S SILVER COMPANION ..... Value 9th VIOLIN -••• Value 410 10th STAG'S HEAD, Mounted ••-•••• Value 410 Uth , OAK MIRROR AND- BOOKCASE, 2 Pieces ....„ Value 410 12th „ SILVER-PLATED WARE - Value £10 AND 88 OTHER PRIZES, INCLUDING FP WARE CAMERA, TEA SERVICE, t-LAMP RADIATOR, FTFTDffIisSES MY'S MOTOR-CAR, MODEL YACHTS, COAL SCUTTLE, MOTHER'S CAHINET, ICE CHEST, TYPEWRITER, ETC?, ETC, •jg. SOME OF PRIZES ON VIEW IN 1&. J- SINGER MACHINE CO,'s Window, Willis Street, Wellington. A Union Closes 25th June. 1 Drawn at Commercial Traveller®' Club at 8 p.m, on SOth June. Winning numbers advertised on July Ist. Under Auspices and Management of Wellington. Commercial Travellers'- ami Warehousemen s Association's Patriotic Committee, To the SECRETARY. v Commercial Travellers' Club, Wellington, I enclose •••••••••• tSciieta la tto.. MONSTER PATRIOTIC 'ART UNION. Address - Special Feature Advertisements. Snapshot ■ Give Your Soldier Friend A CAMERA Evory Soldier who takes a Camera to War has o ohanco of winning a big prize. £20,000 is as prizes by the Lon- . don. "Daily" Mail," : "Daily Sketch," and "D.aily Mirror"-'for: War Snapshots. HARRINGTON'S HAVE THE SOLDIERS': CAMERAS) including Enslgnattea and Veat-pooKeb Kodaks, OAIiD OR-SVRITB. FOE ,PARTICULARS, HarringtoM,l.l, Lti. 42 WILLIS STREET ... WELLINGTON. THE PLACE TO BUY OAMERASAIsq at Auckland, Sydney, Molbaurno, Brisbane, and Adelaide,