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__ . | | Fm Christmas § j -ELECTRO-PLATE,. CUTLEiY, FENDERS J | HATING PURCHASED A' HOME MANUFACTURER'S COMPLETE STOCK OP. 1 i SAMPLES (OVER 1000 LINES), AT A CONSIDERABLE REBATE OFF THE USUAL 1 I LANDED COST, WE ARE NOW OFFERING SOME EXTRAORDINARY BAR. 1 ; CAINS IN TABLE KNIVES, CARVERS IN CASES, BREAD, BUTCHER, PEN AND j POCKET KNIVES, CRUETS, TEAPOTS, BISCUIT BOXES, JELLY DISHES, • 1 BREAD BOARDS, FISH AND FRUIT KNIVEB, COPPER AND ANTIQUE GOODSj ALL AT ENGLISH LIST PRICES. j I Real First-Gfass Goods at Bargain Prices. | ! . " ... . i I Winder's Corner - Ouba <& lanners Streets. !
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Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1324, 30 December 1911, Page 11
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