"I say, my man, have you seen a golf ball about? "No, mum. But I've got one-in me pocket as I brought from 'orae as I can sell yer!" Conceited Amateur:."l learned to play tlie violin -when I was eight years old." Crusty Professional: "Indeed! How old woro you when you forgot?" A dejected-looking mpn, who was suing for divorce, told such a pathetic talo of abuse on the part of lus wife that the Judge finally asked:—"Why, man. where did you meet this womaji?" "Meet her?" said'the mail with a suggestion of tears in his voice. "I n"var met her anywhere. Slio overtook m#P ! Sir James Crichton-Browne says that if the present rate of decrease of the disease can be maintained, tuberculosis will ceaso in from HO lo 10 years. Birds have bcon seen through a telescope crossing the disc, of the moon at a calculated height of live mile?, and Gatke believed that some birds, such as j curlews, fly at a height of 10,000 feet. For Children's Hacking Cough at Nigllt, [ Woods' Great Pepptrmiat Cure, Is. W."
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Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1294, 24 November 1911, Page 5
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180Page 5 Advertisements Column 2 Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1294, 24 November 1911, Page 5
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