TING-A-LING-LING!

Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1284, 13 November 1911, Page 6

TING-A-LING-LING!

Hello! Fallot Is that you, Sir Joseph? Well, how are things looking? First-rate, old chap. 1 tell you what, tho Liberal part}- is going to sweep the polls. Tho support I'm getting is simply amazing. Why, at my last meeting oven the caretakor of the hall had tears in his eyes. He came up to me afterwards and said tho pathos of our magnificent surplus had never really como home to him before. Yes; and what about the reduced taxation, eh? Yes, that's a good point. It astonishes me when I think how much I've done for tho country. If this goes on 111 reduce taxation so far that you'll see nothing but a hole in tho Customs where the duties used to be. And the country appreciates it, too. By the way, I knocked off the duty on Suratura Tea! You did, Sir Jofcph, and it was well worth it. Well, good-bye. Vote for you later. Ting-ling. Ting-a-ling-ling! Hurry up, Exchange; we want Mr. Ma>sey. Oil, that you, Mr. Massey? How are you getting along? Splendidly, my dear fellow, splendidly! I tell you what, old boy, tho country's with us this time. We've got 'em by the wool. Mv meetings are packed. Why, last night, when I spoke of the tragedy of our awful debt, there wasn't a dry eye iu tbo hall. Even tho chairman wept— and ho was a No-Licen«e man, too! Hard work, though? Yes, very exhausting. You'd be surprised if I told you how many cups of Suratura Tea I get through in a (lay. Well, you can't take too many; there's comfort in every cup of it. Good-bye. Vote for you later. Ting-liug,—Advt.

A meeting of members of tho A 1.31.E, .will be. held to-day at 12.30 p.m.