Schoolmaster—"What is your father?" Vow Boy—"Den (1. , Schoolniasler—"Xo. no! What was he?" New Roy-"Huriecl." Schoolmaster—"No! Before that I mean?" New Boy—"Alive, sir." The German music teacher was endeavouring to lie polite, yet truthful. "Of course," he saitl, "your daiigMor does not yet read notes very good, and she strikes dor wrong keys or-cafionnlly. Rut," ho added with enthusiasm, "she jiloys der rests fine" ■
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1224, 5 September 1911, Page 10
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63Page 10 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1224, 5 September 1911, Page 10
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